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December 22^nd, 2016 by ΔΠΣ - Cupertino, CA - USA

Leaked Images of iPhone 9 - Apple Eliminates Screen

Executives are furious that an image was released of its proposed iPhone 9, 2 evolutions out from the current iPhone 7. The iPhone 8 is slated to be released next year and there are speculations that it may have a curved edge screen like the Samsung S6 and S7 Edge. However, the 9 will remove the screen entirely, making it much easier for Apple afficianados to essentially do nothing other than brag about having Apple's latest technology.