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December 31st, 2016 by ΔΠΣ - Las Vegas, NV - USA
Rondy Rousey Blames Staggering Loss to Amanda Nunes on Russian Hackers
Ronda Rousey was stunned on her return at UFC 207 as she was beaten by Amanda Nunes after merely 48 seconds during the brutal fight. She completely expected to win, and is blaming the stunning loss on Russian Hackers. "Yeah, sure,
I'm bringing home Three Million Dollars and she's only getting Two Hundred Thousand Dollars, but this is the Russian Hackers who did this. There's just no other explanation." She said, shortly after the event.
Women's Rights Activists have mixed emotions on the whole endeavor. It's obvious there is a serious pay gap there, but they can't blame men for the shortfall, since both contestants were women. They too are blaming Russian Hackers.
Outgoing President Barack H. Obama took the allegations serious, and with no proof, immediately dispelled another 35 Russian Diplomats. He couldn't be reached for comments, but when we contacted Russian President Vladmir Putin,
he laughingly said "He's a joke. Ronda's a joke. I wonder if there's enough days left in his Administration to expell every single Russian living in America under false pretenses? We're not the one's terrorizing night clubs,
marathons or Company Picnics, yet we're the one's he wants to throw out of the country? Perhaps he should build a Fire-Wall..."
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