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December 31st, 2016 by ΔΠΣ - New York, NY - USA
Top NASA Climate Scientist Shocked to Discover Humans Visited the Moon
Dr. Gavin A. Schmidt, Director of GISS and Principal Investigator for the GISS ModelE Earth System Model, was utterly shocked today on the eve of 2017, to discover that back in the late 1960's and early 1970's, NASA actually
sent men to the moon. "It seems wasteful to endeavor using NASA for anything other than convincing a gullible public that Human Induced Climate Change is the only thing of concern. I mean, we all know it's fake, but
in order to control the population, the government must produce certain lies and establish an entire Bureau to get the outcome they desire. This is what I've studied for, propaganda!"
It was his fellow "Researchers" that broke the news to him. "I always thought it was some kind of myth, you know? I mean, our job is to propagate myths, so I just figured all those stories
of Neil Armstrong were a part of the ruse. Yeah, it's a strange feeling to know that at one time NASA actually did spacey things, a complete waste of funding." Schmidt continued, with obvious disgust. "I'm just
thankful for the forward thinking of the current Administration, you can say what you want about Obama, but he really knows how to pour on the pleonasm. He is probably the gretaest liar in the history of mankind, and I can
only desire to be one one-hundreth as great a bullshit artist as him. I mean, come on! He duped the entire Nation into voting for him!"
Asked about what he plans on doing after Trump fires him, Gavin told us "Chopping off science just to prevent people from talking about climate change won't work, You need science for hazards, for weather
forecasting, and climate comes along for the ride." which apparently was an entirely prepared statement, as he said the exact thing, verbatim to
Business Insider just over a month ago. There simnply isn't anything original about this supposed Scientist.
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