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December 21st, 2016 by ΔΠΣ - Washington, DC - USA
Donald Trump Taps "The Count" to Head US Census Bureau
On a roll to fill his cabinet, President Elect Donald Trump has tapped Sesame Street's The Count to head the US
Census Bureau.
While not entirely surprising, it has turned some heads, including Nancy Pelosi who immediately began attacking The Count's past, including
the time he did "The Bitty Bat", which she said is demeaning and offensive to Anorexic Flying Mammals.
Trump expects The Count to bring some integrity back into the US Census Bureau since he strictly deals with whole numbers.
Trump Said "US Census Statistics will no longer show results like 4.322 Persons Per Household." The Count agreed, saying "Blah!
There's no such thing as 0.322 Persons!" in his heavy Transylvanian accent. He added "I don't even know how to count like that, and I'm The Count!"
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