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December 22nd, 2016 by ΔΠΣ - Smiths Grove, KY - USA
Waldo goes into Federal Witness Protection Program
Spending his fall interning at the DNC, Waldo learned some stuff about Hillary that he, for his own safety, shouldn't have. But now that President Elect, Donald Trump is about to take office, and Hillary has lost most
(but not all) of her Political Influence, James Comey has agreed to put Waldo into Federal Witness Protection.
"Unlike last July, when there were serious concerns about my own safety," Comey started, "...Hillary is no longer strong enough to threaten me any longer. Last February, she was near her prime, and even
Justice Antonin Scalia, with all his Judicial Authority and Political Clout, was not safe from her minions. However, she still has assassins loyal to her, and common citizens like Waldo don't stand a chance against them."
Comey wouldn't release Waldo's exact whereabouts, but displayed a what appeared to be photo of him (with his eyes blocked out) waving near an unspecified field.
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